Naughty Girl Stuff

Over at Ravelry I belong to (among 23) a group called Knit Knack. Knit Knack was born on MySpace as an alternative to the Stitch 'N Bitch group that kept getting spammed. Eventually some trolls began spamming Knit Knack something fierce. Skyolim, the founder, disbanded the group. The Knit Knackers from MySpace found their way, one by one, over to Ravelry and the group was reformed. Yippee!! Okay, then, there's the history.

Here's the naughty girl stuff! We recently had our Pasties Exchange. I'd never made pasties before, but figured what the heck? I had so much fun! I made two pairs for my exchange partner cerditovolador. I called them the (De)Flower Me Pasties and the Pirate Booty Call Dress Up Kit. Here are the pics and the patterns. Have at it. Make some pasties!

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Pirate Booty Call Dress Up Kit

Materials and Equipment

About 2 - 2 ½ oz worsted weight cotton yarn in colors A and B
Crochet hook size H
2 skull buttons
Elastic thread

Gauge: each pasty is approx. 4” diameter

NOTE: The bag is not included in the pattern. It is the skullholders pattern from the Stitch 'N Bitch Happy Hooker book with the skull chart from Hello Yarn's Felted Knitting Tote. I simply striped the back side of the bag and worked one row of single crochet around three sides of the front and back to close and worked one round of single crochet around the top of the bag.

PASTIES

Directions:
Form loop with end of thread with color A.
Round 1: Ch 1, 8 sc in loop. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. Pull end of thread to close hole in center. 8 sc.
Round 2: Ch 1, sc in each sc. With color B, sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 16 sc.
Round 3: Continue with color B. Ch 1, [sc (2 sc in next sc)] around. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 24 sc.
Round 4: Ch 1, [2 sc (2 sc in next sc)] around. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 32 sc.
Round 5: Ch 1, [3 sc (2 sc in next sc)] around. With color A, sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 40 sc.
Round 6: Continue with color A. Ch 1, [4 sc (2 sc in next sc)] around. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 48 sc.

Cut yarn and weave in all loose ends. Sew skull buttons to center of pasties.

EYEPATCH

Directions:
Patch
Row 1: With black yarn, ch 5, sc in 2nd ch from hook and in next 2 ch, 5 sc in last ch. Continue on other side of beginning ch, work sc in other side of next 3 ch.
Row 2: Ch 1, 4 sc, (2 sc in next sc) 3 times, 4 sc.
Row 3: Ch 1, 5 sc, (2 sc in next sc) 4 times, 5 sc.
Row 4: Ch 1, 6 sc, (2 sc in next sc) 6 times, 6 sc.
Row 5: Ch 1, 9 sc, (2 sc in next sc) 2 times, 2 sc, (2 sc in next sc) 2 times, 9 sc. Do not cut yarn. Continue with strap.

Strap:
Ch 60 and sl st to other side of patch.
Round 1: Ch 1, sc in each ch and across top of patch working 1 sc in end of each row. Sl st to 1st sc to close.
Round 2: Ch 1, sc in each sc around. Sl st to 1st sc to close.

Weave in all loose ends. Measure the elastic thread so that it fits around your head comfortably when stretched slightly. Run the elastic through the back of round 2 of strap and tie or sew closed.

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(De)Flower Me Pasties

Materials and Equipment

About 1 oz of worsted weight cotton yarn each in pink and green
Crochet hook size H
Letter beads D, O, M, E
Sewing thread

Gauge: each flower approx. 4” diameter

Directions:
Form loop with end of thread using pink yarn.
Round 1: Ch 1, 8 sc in loop. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. Pull end of thread to close hole in center. 8 sc.
Round 2: Ch 1, sc in each sc. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 16 sc.
Round 3: Ch 1, [sc (2 sc in next sc)] around. Sl st to top of 1st sc to close. 24 sc.
Round 4: Ch 1, sc in first sc, ch 2, [sk 2 sc, sc around next sc by wrapping hook from back to front and back again (wrapped sc), ch 2] around. 8 sc and 8 ch 2 loops.
Round 5: Sl st to ch 2 loop. Work (sc, 3 dc, sc) in each ch 2 loop. With green yarn sl st to top of 1st sc in round to close. 8 petals worked.
Round 6: Continue with green yarn. Sl st through any 2 threads on back side of first wrapped sc from round 4, ch 4. (sl st through any 2 threads on back side of next wrapped sc from round 4, ch 4) around. 8 ch 4 loops.
Round 7: Sl st to ch 4 loop. Work (sc, 5 dc, sc) in each ch 4 loop. Sl st to top of 1st sc in round to close. 8 petals worked.

Cut yarn and weave in loose ends. Sew on beads to read “DO” on one flower and “ME” on the other.

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These are the ones I received from wildcherry in Alaska. I have always wanted to visit Alaska since I watched Northern Exposure. Marilyn, Dr. Joel's secretary on the show, was an avid knitter. I miss that show. Ahhh, nostalgia... Back to the blog. Here are the pasties received.

The pasties in the top row, black and red ones, are sparkly and give the illusion of pierced nipples without the pain. The pasties in the bottom row are crocheted. The flower to the right is a hair clip. One of my fellow Knit Knackers thought for a moment that I had three nipples. Not so. I turned one of the flower pasties upside down so the crocheted part could be seen.